Hairific or Hair-Raising or any other lame title with the word "Hair" in it

So Darrell Hair was apparently willing to quit umpiring if the ICC paid him half a million dollars. Brilliant. Come on fellow Pakistanis, I'm sure we can manage $500,000 if we spread our net far enough. Email friends, family and work colleagues. Tell them you need money to get rid of Darrell Hair. I'm sure they'll oblige. And if you know any Sri Lankans, get them in on it as well. They'll be happy to help.

By the way, after the whole Ganguly/Chappell fiasco, and now Darrell Hair's pretty embarassing email released by the ICC, I think all cricketers, coaches, managers, board members and ICC officials should realise that email probably isn't the way to go. Stick to post, people.