The dumbest lawsuit ever

I came across this news (it's fairly dated) while surfing the internet. Apparently, this guy feels that he looks like Michael Jordan, and he's tired of having to deal with questions and comments about it. So tired, in fact, that the resultant emotional suffering and pain are worth an ostensible $832 million. Perhaps we can get our resident legal experts, Alien Panda and NB, to comment on the merits of this case.