Shoaib, unplugged

I'm getting the "buffering" sign again so I thought I'd take the time to quickly post this article, with a couple of doozies from Shoaib. There's this:

"I have been systematically victimised in this case by certain powerful people who want to destroy my career."

and this:

Asked whether he had misbehaved in a discotheque in Jaipur during the Champions trophy, Shoaib said, "Not at all. I may have been partying, but who doesn't?"

and, finally, this:

Shoaib, however, claimed that Younis Khan had differences with the coach. "Younis and Woolmer keep fighting."

Does anyone else not really miss him?

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