Quote of the day

The cretins rule in “Alpha Dog,” which has much the same entertainment value you get from watching monkeys fling scat at one another in a zoo or reading the latest issue of Star magazine.

Man, I love reading movie reviews. Is there a more scathing, brutal bunch of people than movie critics? What would it be like to have dinner with five of these people? For me, the experience would rate somewhere between "Captaining Pakistan with Asif, Shoaib, Gul and Kaneria at my disposal" and "Watching 30 straight episodes of The Office (the American one)".