I Love Pakistani Newspapers

Why? Because they're so blunt, it's not even funny. And by "not even funny" I mean "bloody hilarious". Check out the end of this report in Dawn.

She [Benazir Bhutto] accused the West and the US of buying crises from Pakistan which the successive military regimes in Pakistan, according to her, were able to sell successfully.

A short burst of mocking laughter ensued from a section of audience when Ms Bhutto claimed that if her second government had not been dismissed in 1996, the 9/11 incident would not have happened.