How to make David Cameron look like a complete idiot
By the BBC.
First, publish this uber macho picture of David Cameron.
Then, publish a caption below the photo, drawing attention to the silliness captured within it:
"Mr Cameron was pursued by photographers through a river"
Then, next to the photograph, open the article with the following sentence:
"Conservative leader David Cameron was beaten by three girls and a semi-naked man as he braved a cold and muddy charity run in Oxfordshire."
Finally, artfully evoke the slightly pathetic image of an adult competing at a kindergarten birthday party, with the following closing line:
"All the contestants were awarded a medal."
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2 comments:
oh! hahaha! good one.
nice how bbc's trying to alert us as to their (the likes of david cameron's) existance. they're such a bunch of wallflowers, most of us tend to forget they're there sometimes.
@supersizeme
haha I think the BBC would agree with you on that. David Cameron in particular i feel is really sort of struggling to be relevant.
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