Breaking News: Ansar Abbasi Against "Whispering Campaigns", "Baseless Gossip"

This has to be the funniest story I've read all week. Man, these guys have no sense of irony, do they?

I also loved this sentence -- in a news report, remember:

The chief justice, who is the darling of the people, is seen as the only hope by all and sundry at a time when the government has become totally indifferent towards the cries of the people.