Breaking News: 'Thappar' Results in Tragic Fatality
Alternative Headlines:
1. Bus load of Policeman Abandon Doomed Colleague
2. Nawaz Sharif's Mother and Sister Protest Police Brutality with Obese Female Brutality
4. Pakistani Matrix Filmed: Trinity Attacks Agent Smith
5. Study Finds Pakistani Women Fat, Occasionally Violent
6. Policeman Regrets Bedding Twins
1. Bus load of Policeman Abandon Doomed Colleague
2. Nawaz Sharif's Mother and Sister Protest Police Brutality with Obese Female Brutality
4. Pakistani Matrix Filmed: Trinity Attacks Agent Smith
5. Study Finds Pakistani Women Fat, Occasionally Violent
6. Policeman Regrets Bedding Twins
Photo: Courtesy Dawn
Labels:
Minority Reports,
Miscellaneous,
Pakistan
5 comments:
"Copper Gets Smith LBW, Gets High Fives From Wicketkeeper Fatty And First Slip Rolly".
"Police officer drowns in tidal wave of fat after valiantly trying to hold it back!"
hahahaha!
4) was my favorite.
''Cop handles tires with care.''
Dammit. I wish I had thought of that.
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