Seventy Questions for Palin
I just came across this article where John McCain ludicrously asserts that Sarah Palin was properly vetted for the vice presidency. They apparently checked her out without speaking to anyone in Alaskan politics, checking articles about her in local newspapers or speaking to her friends and neighbours. But wait, they did ask her to fill out a 70-question survey, which included the following gems.
Having been married for just three weeks, I can tell you that everyone pays for sex. If it weren't for the bartering power of sex, dishes would never be done and mothers-in-law wouldn't be treated like human beings.
A question which would disqualify John McCain from being his own vice president.
Having it publicly known that you took drugs never seemed to hurt George W. Bush and Bill Clinton's political ambitions and it doesn't seem to be a problem for Obama either. I guess if Palin was a crackhead it would be an issue, but it shouldn't be too difficult to figure that out without a questionnaire.
And here's my favourite, which I reproduce without comment:
Have you ever paid for sex?
Having been married for just three weeks, I can tell you that everyone pays for sex. If it weren't for the bartering power of sex, dishes would never be done and mothers-in-law wouldn't be treated like human beings.
Have you been faithful in your marriage?
A question which would disqualify John McCain from being his own vice president.
Have you ever used or abused drugs:
Having it publicly known that you took drugs never seemed to hurt George W. Bush and Bill Clinton's political ambitions and it doesn't seem to be a problem for Obama either. I guess if Palin was a crackhead it would be an issue, but it shouldn't be too difficult to figure that out without a questionnaire.
And here's my favourite, which I reproduce without comment:
Have you ever downloaded pornography?
1 comment:
"Having been married for just three weeks, I can tell you that everyone pays for sex." Classic.
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