Self Importance Watch

Joseph Farah, the nuttiest of the nutty right-wingers over at WorldNet Daily, explains how he could have changed the outcome of the presidential race:

I wrote a book this election cycle called None of the Above

My purpose was to warn the nation it faced a choice of voting for one of two unworthy major-party candidates or standing up in an unprecedented, revolutionary way against both Barack Obama and John McCain, neither one of whom will uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States if elected.

While there is broad disenchantment with the major-party candidates in 2008, I think it's safe to say most Americans are not heeding my advice.

I think I figured out why.

I needed a better title for that book.

I found one – albeit too late.

"Electile Dysfunction."

Had I come up with that a few months ago, it might have changed the complexion of this race.

Yeah, because any voter you read your ridiculous book denouncing McCain as a socialist would have been too busy laughing throuhgout Election Day to actually bother voting.