The Most Pointless Fight On Youtube

A couple of news stories on the decimation of the Tasmanian Devil population through cancer duel me to youtube the little beasts and eventually led me to a video titled: Animal Face-Off: Bear v Tiger - a CGI video made for a Discovery program.



I couldn't endure watching the whole video so I scrolled down to the comments, and boy was I in for a surprise. There are 11,256 comments to the video and more than a few exchanges that go like this:

Shyntaghar
Oh my god. Another disappointing computer animated fight scene. Study the damn tigers man, a siberian tiger, white or not, destroys a grizzly bear. It's nearly as large, just as strong, and a helluva lot faster. Go back to the books man, atleast the animation is decent, 'cause the outcomes are false.

Rexzer
Er, talk about going back to the books. A grizzly bear can weigh up to 1,500lbs, stand up to 8ft, and has a bite force of 1,200lbs...

uchicha913732846
rezxer its not a frikkin grizzley its a Siberian Brown Bear...etc, etc.

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A few comments later there is this exchange:

bank80

The bear didn't win by slapping the tiger..it won by breaking the tigers back, the bear is waaay too strong....idiots

loulourocks
still he slapped the tiger and then he pushed him! but its jsut animation in real life i bet d tiger wud win...have u seen siberian tigers killing and eating brown bears or grizzlys i have

bank80

yeah ok loulourocks, is your real name Tarzan. By the way, I really don't care...this tiger vs bear vs lion crap is pointless.

loulourocks

yeah wat d hell is ur name??? is im tarzan who r u hulk? freakboy?? and by d way if its pointless 2 u why do u watch it bank80

bank80

First of all loulourock,you need to learn how to write...The bear won, get over it.

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It gets better

rainbowsixguy1

tigers suck boo tigers bears kick ass

manedwolf7

u know what..u suck!!!!!

rainbowsixguy1

you suck tiger balls I bet you got raped by a tiger, tiger lover!!!!!!

manedwolf7

oooo what a brutal comeback, i can see why girls mature faster than guys

rainbowsixguy1

wow your a fag I was being funny dumbass bitch grow up fucktard

manedwolf7

wow you are a retard, by the way i agree with deathapproaches

rainbowsixguy1

yeah cause you guys are lovers that dont want to tell your parents about your secret love fucktards

deathapproaches

btw stop making out with your inflatable guy dolls, and for some tips: stop hanging in gay bars, its not healthy, btu wait your gay, so go fuck yourself :) i made my point dumbass.

rainbowsixguy1

dude I just made a gay comeback try something new gay butfucker:):):):):):):(FUCK YOU!

deathapproaches

Btw, learn how to spell retard wtf? butfucker? its buttfucker, so get a real gf before you say anything else:):):):):):) FUCK YOU stop suck'in your mom's balls and be a real man

deathapproaches

hey shithead i am a chick, go get laid fucker
and me n manedwolf7 have no relation nor personel information, so get get a real dick asshole.

rainbowsixguy1

so get get a real dick asshole that does not even make sense your fucking dumb fucktard, go fuck your self.

dathapproaches

say whatever the hell you want to people fucker, im not gonna respond to you asswipe. I dont talk to gau children so fuck off. have a nice day! fucker.

rainbowsixguy1

ok you are a tard wake up you cant spell gay, and what the fuck is a people fucker are retarded or 7 years old stop wasting my time bitch

deathapproaches

togather? bitch :)

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These idiots kept at it for a while but I just couldn't take it any more and just had to give up. Now I'm pretty used to reading really inane sexist/racist/bigoted comments on youtube but these comments just take the cake. Why the hell would anyone care about which animal would win a fight, especially when said fight exists only in the imagination of a lazy (possibly stoned) producer at the Discovery Channel?

Further Reading:
Ahsan covered similar territory in a wonderul post titled: The Best Thing About Cricket Clips On Youtube.