Midweek Links
Too tired to write a preamble
Who knew Jeffrey Goldberg has such a wonderful sense of humour?
The News continues its tradition of drug-induced editorials. The opening sentence is classic.
ABC will be auctioning off some of the props from Lost. Since we strive to entertain you guys on a daily basis, would our readers mind setting up a fund and buying me Mr Eko's Jesus stick?
The Daily Telegraph uses the Cyber Crime Bill as a way to tell Zardari jokes.
The New Republic grades Tom-Friedman's joke-telling abilities.
Pakistani newspapers love their awful puns:
Were you guys aware that Pearl Jam still exists? And they don't suck? And they sing happy songs?
Who knew Jeffrey Goldberg has such a wonderful sense of humour?
The News continues its tradition of drug-induced editorials. The opening sentence is classic.
ABC will be auctioning off some of the props from Lost. Since we strive to entertain you guys on a daily basis, would our readers mind setting up a fund and buying me Mr Eko's Jesus stick?
The Daily Telegraph uses the Cyber Crime Bill as a way to tell Zardari jokes.
The New Republic grades Tom-Friedman's joke-telling abilities.
Pakistani newspapers love their awful puns:
PM re-hires Mr Lone, who is no longer alone
Were you guys aware that Pearl Jam still exists? And they don't suck? And they sing happy songs?
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* "Terrorists have kidnapped our beloved Zardari and are demanding $5,000,000 or they will burn him with petrol. Please donate what you can. I have donated five litres."
That was classic.
Oh my gosh, I was JUST going to quote that joke. That cracked me up. Also liked:
Robber: Give me your money!
Zardari: Don't you know who I am? I'm Asif Ali Zardari.
Robber: Give me all my money!!
Can I share another link? http://www.dawn.com/wps/wcm/connect/dawn-content-library/dawn/news/sport/07-pimping-his-way-to-the-olympics-ha-02
A NZ tae kwon do athlete has opened a brothel to finance his bid for the olympics. This is the ridiculous byline: "A lot of women will have to have a lot of sex with a lot of men to get Logan Campbell to the 2012 Olympic Games."
Err...
Thought I'd share a link as well. This is what got me depressed this morning:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V55QASi8zxc
And this kinda cheered me up a little
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtApIUlfdXU
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